You guys GOTTA play this!!!

[SilverMaggie]

Maybe I'm a dork (MAYBE!) but I found this to be so funny!

Get a pen and paper and follow the directions.
Example: George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny

My name is Sloopy Dinglelips!!!


1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

[Karlito]

Dorfus Battyshorts ........ wtf, now that's just wrong lol

[Cappadocious]

Snickle Farkletush

[BAD]

Cheesey Chickenlips

[BigAl470]

crusty dippindoodle

[Cappadocious]

crusty dippindoodle

Nice to meet you Crusty!

[SilverMaggie]

WAIT A MINUTE! my name is wrong...lemme re-do it...

Mine is Sloopy Hubblelips...I liked Dinglelips better!

[Magmania]

Cheesey Chickenlips


crusty dippindoodle

These 2 are too funny!
Somehow I have a feeling that BigAl's name is gonna stick.
Wouldn't you agree Cheesey and Crusty?


Here is mine....
Sneezy Dippinbreath.

Thanks for the laugh Tina!

[Mol]

my name is boobie chickenbutt, wtf?

[Mol]

Cheesey Chickenlips

isn't that on the menu?:scratchchin:

[BigAl470]

my name is boobie chickenbutt, wtf?now thats a name that fits... :tongue:

[Mol]

now thats a name that fits... :tongue:

well atleast it is 3 things i like, just not in that order. crusty

[Fade2Black]

well atleast it is 3 things i like, just not in that order. crusty


That's some funny chit right there!!!

Mine is Sloppy Lizard Sprinkles. Sounds like a flavor at Baskin'Robbins...

[BigAl470]

well atleast it is 3 things i like, just not in that order. crustywell damn you turnning everything positive how can i roast you :hail: :hail:

[SilverMaggie]

my name is boobie chickenbutt, wtf?




LMFAO!!! I almost spit my coffee out!!!!!



My son calls my daughter Dumbo LoserPants....he made that up but it seems to fit here!

[TheFOSS]

Sloppy Potty Fanny!@ lol

[SoCalRT]

Mine is Crusty Gizzardbutt...

[Greg]

Crusty WaffleTush

[TheFOSS]

^^^.. Funny!@

[Carolina Magnum]

I don't like this game!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
And the Golden Globe award goes to...
Mine is: "SLEEZY CHICKENBOOB"
Wifes is: "CRUSTY CHICKENBOOB"

[Fade2Black]

I don't like this game!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
Mine is: "SLEEZY CHICKENBOOB"
Wifes is: "CRUSTY CHICKENBOOB"

Sounds like names of actors/actresses for Chicken Porn! :sgrin:

[QuickSilver08]

Fluffy Battypants

[Carolina Magnum]

Fluffy Battypants
HaHaHa, Hi FLUFFY!

[Carolina Magnum]

Cheesey Chickenlips

HaHaHa... sounds like somethin' new on the menu @ Kentucky Fried Chicken! LMAO!

[Carolina Magnum]

Dorfus Battyshorts ........ wtf, now that's just wrong lol

LMAO... sure it's "Dorfus" not "Dufus"; better recheck. LOL

[TheFOSS]

I don't like this game!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
Mine is: "SLEEZY CHICKENBOOB"
Wifes is: "CRUSTY CHICKENBOOB"

At least you still have the same last name... lol

[ViperJeff]

Greasy Dippindoodle

I think I'm embarrasses now

[Tmagnum]

Ok this is funny but wife has called much better at times.

Fluffy FarkleBreath <-- :thinking:

[Cujofreak]

Dorfus Dippintush

[xLoFnKtax]

Fluffy Dippingpants

[MagWag]

Dorfus Wafflebrains, lol

dont you ever call me that, lol

[Mrs. MagWag]

Snickle Wafflebrains!

BAhahahah! snickle? lol, cute

[SilverMaggie]

You two are Wafflebrains!! And, I think Greg is a Waffletush!!!!

[Mrs. MagWag]

LOL< I think I'd rather be a wafflebrain than a wafflebutt! :)

[SilverMaggie]

Me Too, actually!!

[MagWag]

id reather have a wafflebutt than wafflebrains.... i use one more than the other, and my butt wouldnt be comfy as a waffle, lol

[Mrs. MagWag]

Hunny your butt is nice and cushy anyway!

OH crap, now you've gone and made me blurt out a personal comment, lol.

[SilverMaggie]

If I use my screen name, it's Boobie Dippenpants!

[cjcady73]

snickle dippinnose

[Carolina Magnum]

Snickle Wafflebrains!

BAhahahah! snickle? lol, cute
Well HI, Mr & Mrs Wafflebrains!
from the Chickenboob family!